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  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Knives Out
  • Speed Racer
  • Godzilla

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    Alright. Knives Out surpassed Speed Racer as my favorite movie of all time a while back, so it’s past time I wrote a long, serious review of it. Spoilers throughout.

    Setting the Stage
    “But let me assure you this, my presence will be ornamental. You will find me a respectful, quiet, passive observer of the truth.”

    The first time I saw this was not under the most ideal of circumstances. It was honestly one of the most stressful and traumatic…

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer


    The 2017 Queer Films Challenge

    A film directed by the Wachowski sisters

    "The truth is, I couldn't have been more proud of you. Not because you won, but because you stood up, you weren't afraid, and you did what you thought was right."

    I usually try to avoid rewatches on challenges, but that was literally impossible with this category as I've seen every single film the Wachowski Sisters have ever made. They are, quite possibly, my favorite filmmakers. Not only…

Recent reviews

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    ☕️ my birthday.

    ☕️ my rules.

    ☕️ my movie.

    thank you, rian, for the birthday present of the sequel even though it'll be a day late.

    pokémon also loves putting out new games right around my birthday, y'all are the 🐐s

  • Monster High: The Movie

    Monster High: The Movie


    yes hello hi this was fucking adorable. this is what i imagine high school musical was like for people who liked high school musical, but it’s about awesome monster girls being awesome monster girls and learning how to love themselves.

    everyone looks fucking gorgeous and i obviously wish i had gone to this high school. since i first saw monster high dolls when i was stocking the shelves at target, i wished monster high had been a thing when i…

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    Gone with the Wind

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  • Behind the Curve

    Behind the Curve


    *deep breath.* *sigh.* *nervous pause.*

    ok, look.

    i get that there's actually stuff to sort thru here. i get that the movie very passionately argues that it's not just "haha omg look at these weirdos." despite that being so easy and so tempting. i mean... so, so tempting. i get as i'm typing that out loud that it makes me sound like a terrible, mean-spirited person. i hope that the body of work i've presented to u all on this…