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  Jeepers Creepers: Reborn 2022

  ½ Watched 07 Oct 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Holy shit. You actually made Jeepers Creepers 3 look like a masterpiece compared to this dogshit.

  WTF was that?

  Ok, sure, the Unsolved Mysteries opening idea was kinda neat since the original film was clearly inspired by one episode. As well as having similair shots but god damn, what a waste of Dee Wallace's talent. At least she got paid... I hope.

  Seriously fuck this dogshit. No suspense, no creepiness, the new Creeper sucked, he had no presence, crap makeup,…

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  Paranormal Whacktivity 2013

  ½ Watched 11 Jun 2022 6

  Yup, this exists. Sighs...another godawful cringe fest spoof film. At least you get to see some titties and lesbians kiss. Doesn't save the film. I guess you might get a chuckle but I didn't get shit other than a headache and being bored to death.

  Why? Why? Why did I watch this crap? I should have just finished the Metallica St Anger documentary. Lars and James arguing had more action, drama, emotion etc.
  Slipknot No. 0 Sid with his alien…

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  Cats 2019

  ★ Watched 20 Dec 2019

  Congratulations, you just made a horror movie.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2020 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Another one of those films that I can say its a masterpiece from start to finish. You can tell that the people behind this project carefully took their time and effort to achieve perfection. Not some cheap crap like the Paranormal Activity sequels or Annabelle sequels or Nun where it was done pretty quick just to please the braindead audience who will watch these films cause look, spooooky dolls. Here we have a slow burn horror film that takes its…