Favorite films

  • Easy Rider
  • Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
  • Johnny Guitar
  • North by Northwest

Recent activity

  • Ponniyin Selvan: Part I


  • Man with a Movie Camera


  • The Proposal


  • The Greatest Beer Run Ever


Recent reviews

  • The Greatest Beer Run Ever

    The Greatest Beer Run Ever


    certainly some nonsense here but this is actively less grating than green book. 

    a lot of that rests on efron's shoulders for bringing a heavy helping of bozo swag. yet farrelly is still a great director. he knows how to get a top notch performance from an actor and the compositions & images are sturdy. was a big fan of the pre-war flashbacks with efron chopping it up with his buddies. 

    i was always going to be an easy mark for this. i love my boys and i love a cold one

  • Up in the Air

    Up in the Air

    did not finish. sometimes it just ain't worth it to suffer - move on - enjoy your life instead ✌️🕊

Popular reviews

  • The Number 23

    The Number 23


    damn, my penis is 23 inches long... a lot to think about

  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me


    austin powers 4 2021 post-covid:

    - dr evil creates the coronavirus and names it after the beer
    - “i’m on tinder, baby!”
    - austin powers gets canceled but ultimately learns that woke culture is very “groovy”
    - with the power of cgi, bigger me replaces mini me and holds dr evil in his hands and carries him around
    - dedicated to verne troyer is the first end credit
    - dr evil on donald trump: “and i thought i was frickin evil”
    - mike myers plays a brand new character that does one of the fortnite dances
    - “ladies and gentlemen, mr. travis scott!”