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  • The Bat People

    ★★★★

  • The Vampire

    ★★

  • The Return of Dracula

    ★★

  • Teen Vamp

    ★★

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  • The Bat People

    The Bat People

    ★★★★

    🦇31 Days of Horror: Vampire Series (12/31)🦇

    THE BAT PEOPLE (Jerry Jameson, 1974)
     
    Fuck the supernatural. Take out the trash with that science shit. Just accept the metamorphosis. 


    Dr. Beck and his new bride, Cathy are on a twofer trip: they visit Carlsbad Caverns for his research while on their way to hit the ski slopes for their honeymoon. They veer off the cavern tour for some hanky panky but instead fall into a pit and Beck gets bitten…

  • The Vampire

    The Vampire

    ★★

    🦇31 Days of Horror: Vampire Series (10/31)🦇

    THE VAMPIRE (Paul Landres, 1957)

    Poor Dr. Beecher accidentally takes an experimental pill made with vampire bat blood (his daughter thought it was the migraine medicine he asked her to grab him). Now he’s addicted to the pills and blacking out at night - waking up each morning to find a new dead body discovered by the police. The science that explains how Beecher may have got vampirism is glossed over by a…

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    A film about a shitty man who treats women like wallpaper and a woman who is willing to foster a fucked up concept of love and marriage in order to be shitty man’s forever wallpaper. A disgusting portrayal of relationships that worsens midway through where it becomes a constant dull drone of watching them hate to love each other.

  • Swallow

    Swallow

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Nope. The control and power that drives a rapist IS NOT the same as the control that drives the protagonist to pica. Paralling that story line was its demise. And even if that wasn’t the intention, the product of rape was unnecessary for the backstory.