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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★½

    a society where joaquin fucking phoenix still doesn't have an oscar, is a society i don't want to live in

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

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  • Benjamin

    Benjamin

    ★★★★

    still being a bbc merlin merthur hardcore shipper in the ungodly year of 2020, i was looking for this film for two hours, using my vpn to pay for it on amazon and getting my card declined cause it's fucking greek, then resorting to the good ol' jack sparrow p*rating, just to watch colin morgan be an awkward adorable gay

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    watched at an open air movie theatre.
    when you have watched a movie three months ago for the first time and watching it again, this time on the big screen, three months later, remembering most of the details, and still being glued to the screen... you know something has been done right

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★½

    when the movie ended and martin scorsese's name appeared on the screen, a woman who was sitting next to me in the theatre stood up, clapped for a little while and then said WELL DONE, MARTY for everyone to hear and i can honestly say i have never been more represented by a person in my entire life

    well done, marty
    well done, robert
    well done, al
    well done, joe
    well done, harvey
    well done, y'all