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top 4: latest 4.5 and 5 star movies

Favorite films

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Titanic
  • The Muppet Movie
  • Babylon

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  • The Man with the Answers

    ★★★½

  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    ★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★

  • Tetris

    ★★½

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★½

    men exchanging blows to the head, cum belt on, lingering glances… a true christmas gay miracle

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

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  • Tetris

    Tetris

    ★★½

    not everything has to be gay (everything is tho thank you next <3) but the sexual tension between tetris vol 1 and tetris vol 2 saved this movie

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

    ★★★½

    this is just a normal day in a girlies gc

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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★

    can't wait for the american remake with dakota johnson

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema