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  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★

    you: the lions' genitalia aren't shown because it's a disney movie
    me, an intellectual: where dem lion balls at

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  • T2 Trainspotting

    T2 Trainspotting

    ★★★½

    choose to not do facken drugs kids

  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    ★★★★

    weel noo a'm feelin' an overwhelming urge tae clean mah toilet 'n' then masell

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  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

    ★★★★★

    jake gyllenhaal: hello
    the academy: i'm calling the police
    jake gyllenhaal: i'm filming it

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★½

    me while watching the movie: what is going on, am i really that dumb, HELP, also the fuck is my mans billy ray cyrus doin' here, are you lost sugar?

    me after the movie ended: what kind of donnie darko mindfuck was this, let's go to my old pal youtube, they will clear it out for me!

    me after watching a 22 minute movie analysis video: THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. DAVID LYNCH IS A FUCKING GENIUS, also *coughs* i'm a genius for understanding it IMMEDIATELY OBVIOUSLY *coughs* what a fun lil' movie