• In from the Side

    In from the Side

    ★★★½

    burning hot, surprisingly tender, annoyingly long. wish they’d focused more on the emotional connection between the pair instead of the physical attraction, because by the time warren confessed his love, i was not convinced. but overall, i enjoyed this one.

  • Fire Island

    Fire Island

    ★★★½

    i was too harsh on fire island, which is way better than billy eichner’s movie. i’m so sorry, joel kim booster and company.

  • Rosaline

    Rosaline

    ★★★½

    this was very cute and fun. i wish they’d focused more on rosaline AND dario.

  • The Lair of the White Worm

    The Lair of the White Worm

    ★★★★

    i find the acting a bit amateur, but i really liked that this was unapologetically bonkers, just like hausu.

  • Graveyard Rats

    Graveyard Rats

    ★★★

    as a claustrophobic rat hater, i hated this.

  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night

    ★★★★

    watched for gael garcía bernal and was surprised by how good the film was. definitely their best since wandavision.

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    ★★★★

    “do you want to frighten our little daughter?”
    “i’m not your daughter.”
    “oh yes, you are. you’re mine and louis’ daughter now.”

    obviously gay, but not gay enough due to a lack of kissing or sex scenes between tom cruise and brad pitt. this is why amc’s interview with the vampire (2022) is better!

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★★½

    well, that was exhausting to watch. ana de armas gave her best performance to date. the score and the transitions were great. but i definitely didn’t need to see the cgi fetus and hear ana say “daddy” a hundred times. there were also dehumanizing and distasteful sequences. andrew dominik, you will not see heaven.

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    poor greg, the vet did not deserve to die! also, rachel sennott is such a standout.

  • Sebastiane

    Sebastiane

    ★★★★

    i don’t know about you, but i would’ve chosen the hunky blond commander over christianity. best scene was that slo-mo water romp, which was more homoerotic than actual porn.

  • The Color of Pomegranates

    The Color of Pomegranates

    ★★★★

    took me a rewatch to really appreciate this film. visually striking and incredibly hypnotizing.

  • Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Three Thousand Years of Longing

    ★★★

    still processing what i just watched, but i think i liked it, except the ending and all the fades to black.