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  • Clueless
  • The Invitation
  • Garden State
  • Beauty and the Beast

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★½

  • Things Heard & Seen

    ★★★½

  • Fear Street: 1978

    ★★★★

  • Fear Street: 1994

    ★★★½

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  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★★

    If there's one thing that I have learned it's that the MCU doesn't understand Natasha Romanoff until it's too god damn late. Imagine all the great stories we could've gotten if they had recognized what they had (and hadn't fucked over Clint Barton's characterization).

    Ugh this was so good, and it's literally at least 5 years too god damn late, but at least in the year of our lord 2021 we get Florence Pugh as Yelena and... can I just... wow... an ACTRESS! a BABE!

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★★★

    I don't think I'm supposed to come out of this going "Man, I want what Ed and Lorraine have." But I did so...

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  • Bratz

    Bratz

    I always knew there would be a time when I would be willing to drive from Dallas to Los Angeles to knock on the door of Paul Sheer and June Diane Raphael's home and beg them for a reasoning behind why I follow their show so obediently.

    What did I honestly do to anyone that was so bad to deserve this?

  • The Clapper

    The Clapper

    ★★★½

    Someone found a way to make Amanda Seyfried the most awkward woman and I believed it.