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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ½

    Batman Vs Superman? Where have I seen this before?
    Maybe in the 2007 Major Motion Picture Surf's Up where Cody Maverick vs Tank Evans

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ½

    If Surf's up were in space instead of pengoo island, and Big Z were Mat Damon, It would be The Martian, pretty good movie about how you can trust nobody because they will try to kill you with a radar disk and leave you for dead on a desolate planet.

    This movie is cool as HECK, but it wasn't even nominated for an Oscar, and Surf's Up was. So yeah. 1/10

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  • Surf's Up

    Surf's Up

    ★★★★★

    The 21st Century saw a new genre arise to challenge the Western, the action movie and the David Lynch Baffler. The Penguiner is a flexible template: after the documentary (March Of The Penguins) and the postmodern musical (Happy Feet), it’s time for the surfer flick. No, really. As Surf’s Up’s intro reminds us, penguins have been kings of the breakers from days of yore (one is glimpsed careering merrily down Japanese artist Hokusai’s The Great Wave Off Kanagawa).

    Surf’s Up…

  • Stalker

    Stalker

    ½

    Not as good as Surf's Up