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  • Halloween
  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  • Star Wars
  • Jaws

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Recent reviews

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master


    Fuckin' A.

    I've reviewed this countless times so you check my full thoughts there, but this is a film I will log on here once or twice a year because it's one of my all-time favourites. This is the pinnacle of Freddy pretty much and it does a lot of things well. Great creativity with the kills, really good visuals and effects, a likeable group of characters, and epic 80's music and fashion. It's also very quotable and I have an eternal crush on Alice. I have no idea what she sees in Dan. I'm going to go now and watch Dynasty.

  • Pulse



    Well this sure is a 2000's horror movie. It's also a remake of a Japanese film I've never seen so this is a product of its time in every way. I'm not even opposed to these things, but why does this look so bad? I know horror from this time has this washed out style and I can go with it, but this is particularly drab. It's also kind of boring, which is the most unforgivable thing for a horror…

Popular reviews

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool


    After X, Pearl, and this I'm not convinced that Mia Goth isn't actually insane. Well she's great again here and Alexander Skarsgård is her co-star and he gives a good performance as well. As for the plot it follows a couple who go to a resort only to become entangled in a bunch of weird violent and sexual behavior. I guess that's putting it mildly because this has plenty of explicit, well everything.

    The visuals are impressive and it is…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    They have crime in Boston right?

    Okay so this is amazing...pun intended. Like Endgame it's really quite a miracle this all comes together so well. It's a lot of balls to juggle, but everything that came before really just adds to this film and it retroactively makes all those movies better too (and I already liked them).

    This has all the spectacular action you would expect and a lot of very funny bits, but I was somewhat surprised by how…