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  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    ★½

  • Baby Driver

    ★★

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★

  • Cloud Atlas

    ★★★★★

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  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    ★½

    Until they reboot the Jamie storyline count me the fuck out!!

    (This movie’s lousy but that final image, inexplicable and utterly disconnected from everything that’s come before though it may be, is primordial and groovy enough that it nearly makes me like the whole thing. Little Harlequin girl drenched in blood + Pleasance screaming bloody blue murder… fuck me sideways. Plus Danielle Harris has a Faye Wray / Kate Capshaw level set of pipes on her. Great screams in this movie.) 

    HO’OPTOBAL’ENE FIVE

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    ★★

    Music people are absolutely worse than film people, 100%, confirmed

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  • Shadow in the Cloud

    Shadow in the Cloud

    ★★★★

    An absolute banger from start to finish — Roseanne Liang's command of craft is exquisite, and the grip of tension that this sucker puts you in never lets go from the moment the wheels go up. She's a major, major talent.

    Also: May very well have the best musical score of the year, or at least, the one I am going to buy immediately and listen to a thousand times. And Chloe Moretz's face was positively created for her to…

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★

    If you accept that everything we know was created in history’s biggest explosion — how are you not terrified every single day of your life?