This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
WHICH ONE IS THIS?: You Only Live Once
WHO’S IN THIS ONE?: Craig (Bond); Fiennes (M); Harris (Moneypenny); Whishaw (Q, now canonically gay); Wright (Leiter).
WHO’S THE BAD GUY, AND WHAT DOES HE WANT?: Some mask-wearing weirdo named Safin, who might be immortal, given that he is a full-ass adult in the prologue, and remains roughly the same age across not one, but two, subsequent time jumps. In a return to form for Bond baddies (which has been tamped down,…