Teddy has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap


    Ya'll know I'm not a fan of ZombieLand so there was really no point in watching this one.
    And within the first thirty minutes of gratuitous violence, language, and jokes about genitalia I seriously couldn't care less about a single thing that was happening.
    The only reason it's not a 1-star is that they teased Garfield 3 and Bill Murray got to kick the everliving crap outta some zombies in the end credit scene... it honestly just reminded me I was alive up until that point.

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1


    I hate it... I HATE IT
    I seriously don't know how a movie can get blander... JUST WHY

    but hey it's Mahershala Ali so I forgive it a bit