• The Way We Were

    The Way We Were

    ★★★★

    I'm crying over hot himbo Robert Redford and hot Marxist Barbra Streisand oh my god

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★★

    I'm convinced this movie bombing in summer 2016 was the straw the broke the camel's back for all the bad shit that was to come

  • Bugsy Malone

    Bugsy Malone

    ★★

    This has the energy of watching your friend's child's musical performance at a prestigious performing arts middle school, they got all the tools for putting on a good performance and the kids are clearly talented but it's still annoying

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★½

    The way Andrew Garfield is the sexiest Peter Parker and yet Sony fucked him over, I will never forgive them!!!!

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos

    ★★

    Confused and misguided. Javier Bardem is the worst as Desi Arnaz.

    I am named after Madelyn Pugh so I can be mad about this!

  • Red Rocket

    Red Rocket

    ★★★★

    Red Rocket has Sean Baker's possibly most unsympathetic character but it doesn't take away from the humor. In fact, I'd argue it makes this Baker's funniest film.

    Tangerine and The Florida Project are still better because I think Baker has way more empathy for those characters. Here, he still has some sympathy for some of the characters here but definitely not the lead, Mikey.

    Sean Baker proves himself to be the master of the modern cinéma-vérité.

    Bye, bye, bye.

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★★

    Besides the brown face and whitewashing, this is literally perfect

  • The Humans

    The Humans

    ★★★★

    The Humans and Encanto are the same movie as both have the premise of a place of residence falling apart as a metaphor for the collapsing relationship of the family.

    I don't know why this reminds me of mother! and the Invitation but it is better than both.

    Steven Yeun is so hot too I kept staring at him. Everyone is wonderful in this film, I am surprised how much this film made me care about these characters and their relationships.

  • Benedetta

    Benedetta

    ★★★½

    Wholesome Christmas fun for the whole family! Make sure to take everyone you know!

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★★

    God, Mike Mills is the king of making me feel super existential but very happy to be alive.

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    A Charlie Brown Christmas

    ★★★★★

    Your honor, my client is bald, neurodivergent, and a minor!

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★★

    I had a preliminary audition to be Columbia in a shadow cast and now I am moving to a final on stage audition, let's fucking go!!!!!!!!