Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

i get tears every time i hear Rey's theme. oh my fucking god.

i'm so emotional about star wars. yesterday i was okay, suddenly i'm shaking. suddenly i feel it's gonna be so long before i get to see this, and i just feel like it's gonna be forever.

of course, before it comes out, i'm gonna review The Force Awakens. like i said, i'm very emotional about Star Wars and SPECIALLY TFA, so if, for example, you dismiss it or hate it and i tell you go fuck yourself with the blazing three-horned dildos from hell and that the world would be a far better place without you because you're probably everything that's wrong with it and you don't deserve the gift of cinema because you're a miserable piece of shit cunt fucking scum, i just want you to know

that i really mean all of those things from the bottom of my heart.

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