Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • Spring
  • The Hidden Fortress
  • Thunder Road

Recent activity

  • Mortal Kombat


  • Army of the Dead


  • Casablanca


  • The Searchers


Recent reviews

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    Kano > your favourite superhero

    Very rough around the edges, abandoning practically all rules of the art in order to focus on the essence of Mortal Kombat. I don't think it holds a lot of value as a stand-alone movie but it works well from a fan service perspective. Also, Kano's cheesy one-liners shouldn't be as funny as they were.

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead starts off in an intriguing way and even manages to pop in a cool video-game-like montage, setting the tone for the rest of the movie. However, soon we're taken back to the comfort zone.

    A string of tropes and a plot that tries too hard to make its audience sop, featuring visuals that are as vivid and pleasing as expected bar the explosions. It has Zack Snyder signature style written all over it so…

Popular reviews

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    Which witch is witch,
    You'll have no clue

    A movie quite gloomy,
    A goat's performance that blew me
    If you like Anglo-Saxon,
    You're in for a treat son

    All the puns aside,
    A dark and thrilling ride

    ~ I tried, Charles G.

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    Walter Sobchak: "Shut the fuck up, Donny!"

    Each group of friends have their own Donny. Shout-out to all the Donnies out there.