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  • Frozen

    Frozen

    ★★★★★

    This was the only time I was okay with the theater being a sing-a-long because we were all butchering the lyrics. And it was just us.

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    ★★★★★

    Everyone's celebrating Thanksgiving

    And I'm sitting in my room watching the Narnia movies 😭

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  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ½

    WORST STAR WARS MOVIE!!!!!!!

    Why? For bringing us the THX sound system.

    Think about it: if this movie never existed, THX would have never existed, and none of us would have nightmares about the fucking loud noise blaring from the TV before Disney and Pixar movies started!

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

    Movie 1: Wow it's over?
    Movie 2: Oh, it's over.
    Movie 3: WHEN IS IT OVER!?!?!?!