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  • Life of Pi
  • Interstellar
  • The Iron Giant
  • Stardust

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  • Black Mirror: Arkangel

    ★★½

  • Black Mirror: Crocodile

    ★★½

  • Filth

    ★★★½

  • Burn After Reading

    ★★★★

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  • Black Mirror: Arkangel

    Black Mirror: Arkangel

    ★★½

    Garrus from Mass Effect 2 teams up with Gabriel from the Bible in this buddy cop movie where Gabriel tries to make sure Garrus only dreams of Femshep and hot asari babes while Garrus just wants to go out and explore the dangers of space and horrors of galactic war for himself.

  • Black Mirror: Crocodile

    Black Mirror: Crocodile

    ★★½

    Enter a world where Liverpool has merged with Scotland into an arctic tundra, people radically change hairstyles and crocodiles rule the world.

    Lol jk everybody gangsta till the hamster walk in amirite kids.

    Cameo appearance from rapper Bugsy Malone surprising but welcome

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  • Life of Pi

    Life of Pi

    ★★★★★

    Richard Parker stars as the BAMF that wrecks the boat bros but wait a second isn't that Tiger just going to eat pie I thought tigers didn't like pie. Weird film but I like tigers and religious spook.

  • Isle of Dogs

    Isle of Dogs

    ★★

    Too many dogs why can dogs talk but humans can't. Also why are all of the dogs insane badass superpowered plot armour good bois. Graphics worse than Minecraft. Needs more Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin Soundtrack