The Cabin in the Woods

The Cabin in the Woods ★★★½

My personal favourite character is without a doubt Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain can't wait to see him in Shed in the Woods.

Really enjoyed that bit where Holden turned out to be an android holy shit that is mental.

Wait wtf why doesn't Thor just use his lightning hammer.

Ayyyyyy it's alright fellas incels get to live big up the batty man