I had a disclaimer at the top of this review but everybody went off telling me how wrong I was anyway, so scrap that, you'll just have to remember that…
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
i just don’t think this pushed an unconventional narrative around youth of color—like at all. the dialogue between characters made me uncomfortable... the whole time miles was basically fighting for…
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
I do appreciate the craftmanship in general and the visual style in particular of this superhyped superhero film. It does however suffer from many of the same issues that makes…
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
No, everyone can't be Spider-Man. Shut the actual fuck up.
Into the Cider-Verse is the third reboot of the Spider-Man franchise in sixteen years, coming just one year after previous…
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
I really don't get it. There was so much buzz surrounding this movie and people are praising it left and right, and yet I didn't enjoy this one at all.…
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2002
i added an extra 1/2 star from phantom menace because hayden christensen finally comes on the scene, but is soo incredibly awkward and forced that it's a really tough call.…
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