harley

harley

po-ta-toes !
i love love love the 2000s, lotr, twilight, marilyn monroe and keira knightley.

Favorite films

  • The Crow
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Dead Poets Society

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  • Star Trek

    ★★★★½

  • There's Something About Mary

    ★★★★

  • Me, Myself & Irene

  • Equilibrium

    ★★½

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  • Star Trek

    Star Trek

    ★★★★½

    every time i'm feeling down, i remember that captain kirk canonically listens to the beastie boys

  • There's Something About Mary

    There's Something About Mary

    ★★★★

    naw this is funny as hell, don't even deny it

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  • From Dusk Till Dawn

    From Dusk Till Dawn

    ½

    i have so many thoughts on how much i hate this movie, but i truly don't think i can express it through words.


    edit over a year later: this movie is kinda fire i'm so sorry

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ½

    i've never watched this movie, but i'm rating it half a star just so i can say that i rated barbie: magic of pegasus (2006) 5 stars, and this film couldn't possibly compare to that cinematic masterpiece.

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