• Fright Night

    Fright Night

    ★★★★

    if villain bad, why sexy?

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who's Not A Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who's Not A Sea Blob

    ★★★★★

    we must protect hunter schafer at all costs

  • Thir13en Ghosts

    Thir13en Ghosts

    ★★★½

    movies like this are the reason why i'm obsessed with 2000s horror, it's just so much fun! maggie was my favorite character in the entire movie and i'm so glad she survived.

  • The Rage: Carrie 2

    The Rage: Carrie 2

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i actually didn't hate this? yes, it's pure 90s cheese, it's really messy and trashy, but it's also entertaining and fun at the same time. i didn't expect to like this as much as i did, it's obviously not as good as the first one, but i really enjoyed it. this movie was so much ahead of it's time with the whole rape culture subplot and emily bergl was amazing as rachel. you really feel for her character and you…

  • Mayhem

    Mayhem

    ★★★★

    Samara Weaving I'm free on Friday night if you'd like to hang out Samara Weaving please hang out with on me on Friday night when I'm free

  • GirlHouse

    GirlHouse

    ★★★½

    there's just something about the scenes in horror movies where final girls smash villains' heads repeatedly that can be so personal

  • Would You Rather

    Would You Rather

    ★★★½

    this was alright, there were definitely a few intense moments and although there wasn't enough gore or violence shown on screen, it still kept me on the edge of the seat for most of the time and i enjoyed it. but literally what the fuck was that ending... it pissed me off so much

  • 3 from Hell

    3 from Hell

    ★★★

    this honestly wasn't bad at all, but this franchise has gotten so repetitive to the point where i felt like i was watching the same movie for the third time. also, baby firefly could kill me and i would thank her.

  • Rabid

    Rabid

    ★★★★

    i've only seen american mary, but i'm obsessed with soska sisters and their filmmaking style so far. although, i have to admit that i hated the ending, it honestly felt like a gut punch.

  • The Funhouse Massacre

    The Funhouse Massacre

    ★★★½

    dollface surviving, as she should

  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

    Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

    ★★★★

    tucker and dale were husbands and you cannot convince me otherwise.

  • Knife+Heart

    Knife+Heart

    ★★★★★

    I'm gay