theblairbitch has written 35 reviews for films during 2021.

  • Inside

    Inside

    ★★★★

    i don't think i've ever been this squeamish in my entire life

  • Starry Eyes

    Starry Eyes

    ★★★★

    before watching this movie, i was thinking about becoming an actor. after watching it, i'm not so sure anymore...

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★

    why does literally everybody in this movie have the same face expression?

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★

    dakota johnson as mother suspiriorum... no, i don't think you understand, i'm OBSESSED

  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    ★★★★

    i have a lot of things to say about this movie. first of all, it doesn't even feel like a wrong turn movie. if you're expecting something like the first one, you'll probably end up being disappointed. this plays out more like midsommar replacing inbred cannibals, which are far more scarier imo, with some kind of cult. i appreciate them trying to do something different instead of making the same stuff over and over again, but it just doesn't feel…

  • The Mist

    The Mist

    ★★★½

    aside from a few pacing issues and atrocious cgi, i must say that i found this movie quite enjoyable. it kinda gets boring at the times, but there are quite a few moments that make up for it. absolutely hated the ending tho.

  • Death Proof

    Death Proof

    ★★★★★

    don't you love it when women?

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue

    ★★★★★

    black swan could never

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

    ★★★★

    this movie had no business being 2 hours long, but it's got jake gyllenhaal playing a bisexual art critic, so it's an instant classic in my book. it was also aesthetically pleasing, and i loved the death scenes, some of them were really creative, especially the buzzsaw one.

  • Hellbent

    Hellbent

    ★★★★

    gay horror is the best kind of horror

  • The Stepford Wives

    The Stepford Wives

    ★★★★

    cinema didn't exist until the stepford wives invented it in 2004

  • Cube

    Cube

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i knew i couldn't trust quentin the moment he said he was a cop