theblairbitch has written 24 reviews for films rated ★★★★ .

  • Inside

    Inside

    ★★★★

    i don't think i've ever been this squeamish in my entire life

  • Starry Eyes

    Starry Eyes

    ★★★★

    before watching this movie, i was thinking about becoming an actor. after watching it, i'm not so sure anymore...

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★

    why does literally everybody in this movie have the same face expression?

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★

    dakota johnson as mother suspiriorum... no, i don't think you understand, i'm OBSESSED

  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    ★★★★

    i have a lot of things to say about this movie. first of all, it doesn't even feel like a wrong turn movie. if you're expecting something like the first one, you'll probably end up being disappointed. this plays out more like midsommar replacing inbred cannibals, which are far more scarier imo, with some kind of cult. i appreciate them trying to do something different instead of making the same stuff over and over again, but it just doesn't feel…

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

    ★★★★

    this movie had no business being 2 hours long, but it's got jake gyllenhaal playing a bisexual art critic, so it's an instant classic in my book. it was also aesthetically pleasing, and i loved the death scenes, some of them were really creative, especially the buzzsaw one.

  • Hellbent

    Hellbent

    ★★★★

    gay horror is the best kind of horror

  • The Stepford Wives

    The Stepford Wives

    ★★★★

    cinema didn't exist until the stepford wives invented it in 2004

  • Ma

    Ma

    ★★★★

    ma seemed like such a fun person to hang out with, idgaf if she tried to kill those kids.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

    i wish i was that mermaid toy...

  • StageFright: Aquarius

    StageFright: Aquarius

    ★★★★

    i'm slowly becoming a giallo stan

  • Fright Night

    Fright Night

    ★★★★

    if villain bad, why sexy?