theblairbitch has written 14 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • Death Proof

    Death Proof

    ★★★★★

    don't you love it when women?

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue

    ★★★★★

    black swan could never

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    ★★★★★

    we must protect hunter schafer at all costs

  • Knife+Heart

    Knife+Heart

    ★★★★★

    I'm gay

  • Ms .45

    Ms .45

    ★★★★★

    women ending men is my favorite movie genre

  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★★

    a cinematic masterpiece

  • Sorority Row

    Sorority Row

    ★★★★★

    i'm still mad that certain bad bitch died

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★★

    "I want a divorce."

    this movie is a fucking masterpiece and should be considered a future cult classic. samara weaving ate every scene she was in and i desperately need her to do more horror movies; daniel deserved better.

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★★

    jess was the blueprint for the final girls

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★★

    sophia takal really got men from all around the world pressed, i have to stan

  • Freaky

    Freaky

    ★★★★★

    this movie was such a serve. everything about it is literally amazing, the kills, the gore, i liked every single character, the jokes were genuinely funny, i loved the references to some of the old slashers and the whole movie was so much fun and i'm obsessed with it. kathryn and vince were both amazing in their roles, the soundtrack was amazing too and if you haven't seen this movie please watch it as soon as possible because this is honestly one of the best horror movies that came out this year and i can't recommend it enough. a win for horror fans and the gays.

  • The Blackcoat's Daughter

    The Blackcoat's Daughter

    ★★★★★

    the lack of score in some of the scenes made this movie genuinely scary. the plot twist caught me off guard and if you plan on watching this, please go in as blind as you can because it is the only way to watch it and truly appreciate it.
    i loved the atmosphere in this, it was so heavy and dreary and the whole movie is really depressing and i loved it! both emma roberts and kiernan shipka delivered strong…