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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★★★½

    Went into this knowing zero MK lore and was pleasantly surprised compared to the usual experience of watching video game movies. Then the plot properly got going and it was just...a good film?
    Great fights, cracking soundtrack, and I'm genuinely excited for the sequel. Even the effects where good (I loved Mileena)

  • The Cremator

    The Cremator

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A man walks across a room, spilling ribbons of words from his mouth, always moving, always taking up space. He thinks he is the most important man, the most interesting man, to ever live. He is Karel Kopfrkingl. Karel believes in himself, believes in the Tibetan book of the dead, and by extension his work at the crematorium, believes that he is a good man, believes he is a family man. We know because he talks about this, at the…