• King Kong

    King Kong

    oh boy this is the kinda movie that reminds me why i love movies & why i spend so much time with them. ive been passively watching shit for the last few months just not really into it which is.. fine... (it's not great but) my interest always ebbs and flows but i love when im back in the flow! im not sure i even am but seeing such a big beautiful kong feels like visiting an old friend i cant…

  • Killer Rack

    Killer Rack

    so unfunny it kinda circles back to being funny?? the sensibility is just slightly off imo.. i did not click with this but i can see why someone else would. debbie rochon is great!

  • Going the Distance

    Going the Distance

    drew & justin are adorable together but the further u get into the movie it kinda transitions into a voyeuristic thing cuz they rly dated and they have the actual chemistry of actual people who have actually FUCKED............. and LIKED it too! thats sick!!! its a movie its fake i dont need that much chemistry. it's TOO REAL and I HATE IT! im mostly kidding but once u start factoring in the fuck quotient it is in fact a step below…

  • Zeroville

    Zeroville

    i was warned abt just how hilariously bad zeroville was but that did not prepare me for how terrible it actually ended up being????????????? it's galling! appalling! and yet.... a little enthralling? what can i say i enjoyed the experience of watching it cuz im a woman of simple pleasures and i love making fun of stupid shit that sucks ass. i watched this with my husband who does not rly know or understand movies except for mid- and high-budget…

  • The Barefoot Contessa

    The Barefoot Contessa

    damn this bitch really just got moved to tears by this movie's ending????

  • Portrait of Jennie

    Portrait of Jennie

    ★★★★★

    it sucks whenever i watch something rly emotionally moving cuz i wanna chase that high but almost nothing will satisfy the same feeling cuz great art/forming a genuine for real serious emotional connection to something is rare & fleeting in my experience also maybe i should let the feeling linger & live in its moment & not be greedy begging for more more more but how does one do this. i wanna feel good all the time! i mean this feels a little…

  • Sinful Intrigue

    Sinful Intrigue

    this sucked for sure but theres like three separate scenes of this woman trying to chop vegetables which "sent me" as the kids(?) say cuz she in my estimation had obviously never cut a carrot like even once before in her life its like the director said hey becky we're gonna need u to do some slicing and dicing for filler and she mustve been so scared cuz it was brand new situation for her and u can tell! becky…

  • Rest Area

    Rest Area

    i like when the full size adult man on the poster does a flashback scene where he says he's 12.5 years old. that is literally me lying about my age when i wanna trick annoying ppl on this website

  • Never Been Kissed

    Never Been Kissed

    i realized on this rewatch if u take this as a light dramedy abt a young womans self-actualization journey it's pretty good. not great but pretty good! if watched as a romcom it's so fucking gross on so many levels it's enough to make yr head explode from shock and disgust. i like being shocked and disgusted so that's fine for me but thats a judgment call other people have to make, i can't do that for you! i dont…

  • The Wedding Singer

    The Wedding Singer

    it's a shame whenever i watch an adam sandler movie im subjected to the supporting cast which is all of many his unpleasant friends who cant really act like maybe theyre funny outside of movies (i doubt it personally but u never know) but im comfortable saying def not in them imo but whatever i can ignore them cuz they dont matter and drew & adam have such wonderful chemistry together this movie coasts solely on that!! sooooo unbelievably charming. one…

  • Angus

    Angus

    ★★★★★

    i was feeling a lil tender last night cuz its like i just slipped back into my body after a long time away, like in a good way, i wanted to watch something that elicits big feelings and this is one my big feelings movies. i adore it!!!! i love angus!!!! i love how clearly they understand the pain of being a (fat) outsider especially at that age when you're already so sensitive and prone to alienation. i really think…

  • Oddly Coupled

    Oddly Coupled

    ok i know the horny sex obsessed big bitch is a joke character like the floor trembling as she runs across the room to accost a man in a rather sexual manner isn't really a hilarious joke imo but i def love her. i will take this movie literally and say i think its brave for a fat woman to be a sex harasser/borderline rapist, honestly i believe that and you should take me seriously because i mean everything i…