Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Tetris 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2023

  I hope that one day I can get so rich and famous and powerful that I can turn that one time I cheated on my wife with an escort in Russia can be spun as her being an actual femme fatale that loved her country so much that she would do anything for it… which does including blowing me multiple times so tell me again how I’m not a god dam hero?!?!? 

  Soudtrack and score was perfect!

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  Beware! The Blob 1972

  ★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  Low budget and uneven blob tension hurt this from being as great as it could be but what you have is a fun time that sadly kills off the best people at the start aka Godzilla the only American version worth seeing.

  Music is fun but nothing tips the phenomenal opening song of the original

Popular reviews

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  Guardians 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2021

  I like propaganda from other countries just as much as my own. 

  Wake the fuck up people and enjoy the dumb art like you do our own dumb art. 

  A fucking bear wears a mini gun and uses it like a fucking toy water shooter baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Cgi kinda sucks at times but still fuego

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  Abar, the First Black Superman 1977

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Sep 2021

  The first superhero film and it’s just as accurate today as the day it premiered. 

  It’s insane that when compared to black panther a film that had a budget this film could only dream of, they both have almost the same level of finished effects with BP’s looking worse when you see our climatic final battle with 2 panthers fighting next to a literal Underground Railroad looking straight from a video game. 

  It’s great, that unlike this film, BP made…