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  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

  ★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  That’s right, it’s called National Lampoon’s CHRISTMAS Vacation, not National Lampoon’s HOLIDAY Vacation, you dumb liberals.

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  Hey, look! It’s Indiana Jones! He’s sad, old and alone! Weeeeee!! Beat the dead money horse!! Weeee!! Bleed him dry!!

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jul 2023

  Wow. Hollywood really ran out of interesting movie titles a long time ago. Alien?? What’s next… Aliens??

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  Marrowbone 2017

  ★★ Watched 19 Nov 2023

  Somehow the big plot twist made an already boring movie worse. Marrowbone needs a… narrow home… in hell. Or wherever dumb movies go

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