Suspiria

Suspiria ★½

We unfortunately choose to condemn two and a half hours of pretentious nonsense with a style of editing you would find in The Office (a comedy TV show) and any DCEU movie with the excessive slow-motion shots. At least the score fucking bops, but I really didn't have to sit through this whole movie to figure that out. Who knows, maybe this will grow on me over time, but right now I REALLY doubt that.

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