Andrew The Curb

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Favorite films

  • Some Like It Hot
  • Lantana
  • Sweet Country
  • Certain Women

Recent activity

  • Dune: Part Two


  • The Deepest Breath


  • Chopping Mall


  • The One


Recent reviews

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two


    Zendaya and Austin Butler save this film.

    The action is neat - but limited. Why is the climactic battle with the worms over in minutes?

    This narrative is dripping with metaphor - get it? The bad guys bathe in oil because they're capitalists with no hearts. Themes are impressively drawn out for a huge budget blockbuster - I'm surprised religious fanatics aren't picketing the cinemas.

    Hans Zimmer is his BWAAA-iest.

    So much sand.

    Also, Javier Bardem gives a delightfully comedic performance that's not supposed to be funny.


  • The Deepest Breath

    The Deepest Breath


    A fascinating look at an intense sport that's marginally let down by the editing which often feels disjointed in its bid to manufacture suspense where it's not required. The sport is intense enough, let that thrive on its own, don't edit scenes to amplify it in a way that takes away from what we're seeing.

    With that said, this is still a compelling cinematic sibling to the many other extreme sports docs out there. Beautifully shot at times too with superb underwater cinematography.

Popular reviews

  • The Blue Caftan

    The Blue Caftan


    I too would fall for that moustache.

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As the Mission: Impossible film series nears its third decade, it reaches an inevitability - another crummy entry in the series.

    Series saviour Christopher McQuarrie returns for another spin with this rather tired and tedious spy flick - the first of two 'parts' - that thrusts reliable Ethan Hunt into a world on the brink of destruction by an AI machine ominously called 'The Entity'.

    It's a device that can be controlled or destroyed if you have two keys, so…