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  • Santa Sangre

    ★★★★

  • Within

    ★½

  • Mayhem

    ★★★★

  • King Kong

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  • Night of the Lepus

    Night of the Lepus

    ★★★★★

    This is not only my 100th watch for the “100 horror movies in 92 days challenge,” but also my 300th horror film this year. Knowing it needed to be something special, I hit up my good buddy and fellow niche movie lover Tubamasterflex to give him the ultimate power of picking this movie. His cryptic response should have indicated what I was in for:

    “Do you want a good one, or one that is in fact a movie?” 

    What the…

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  • Santa Sangre

    Santa Sangre

    ★★★★

    I wasn’t really feeling the story of this up until about the last 20 minutes or so, but I have never seen a film that walks that line of being surreal but not so intellectual that it loses itself so well. Super interesting film with an unnerving but beautiful aura throughout.

  • Within

    Within

    ★½

    Ew. Just a halfhearted excuse to show a “definitely not underage, don’t worry bro, we’ll remind you 12 times that she’s technically 18” girl in sexual or pseudo sexual situations. 
    In addition to that, every other part felt like it was generated by an AI… sure, there were a couple of scares that I liked, but this felt like a “stopped clocks and blind squirrels” situation more than anything else. 
    Skip this, even if it shows up on your trending page.

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★½

    My waking nightmare is to have somebody make me direct a film on the spot only to release it as “Thederbs bullshit.”

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★★

    Best predator movie hands down. All of the best parts of the original without any of the cheese and machismo, and the setting was a brilliant choice. Also some pretty cool callbacks to previous films were put in completely naturally and didn’t feel forced at all. Such a shame this won’t see theaters, but here’s hoping it’ll get a theatrical release later on.


    Also, just as an fyi because I didn’t realize this was an option until after I finished it, there is a Comanche dub version available for those that want an even more immersive experience.