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Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017
A tale of legends and legacy. An ode to heroes etched in history, and the people who must confront their own renown.
The protege who fails to live up to his family--the girl with no past behind her, no future drawn before her--the faded failure who forsakes the face the world gave--the accidental savior who can't embrace the titles thrust on him--the cocky ace who won't accept his own shortcomings. The Last Jedi has five protagonists, each of them forced…
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Disney's FastPass: A Complicated History 2021
Placeholder for when I actually go back and find the day I watched this one. I'll log it accurately then
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Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery 2022
What is minor art, anyway? Elitism, mostly, but a kind artists themselves struggle with. If you don't stop and appreciate the design of the museum exhibit, you'll never be ready to fully appreciate the paintings on display.
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Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You! 2017
Since nobody else on here's seen it yet (it came out today), I get to make the comment first: Pokemon: I Choose You! is the End of Evangelion of the Pokemon series.
Okay, that's not quite accurate. It's still very much a kids' movie and doesn't feature heavy subtext or eye vaginas. It does get pretty weird though and features some psychological elements along with metafictional commentary that is a bit more than I'd expect from a Pokemon movie.
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Pierrette's Escapades 1900
I wish I lived in a world of pretty hand-colored outfits and dancing lesbians.
