Evan Kraft

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Favorite films

  • Totally Fucked Up
  • Jackass Forever
  • Possessor
  • Revenge

Recent activity

  • The Royal Hotel


  • Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale


  • Holiday Affair


  • She Came to Me


Pinned reviews

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels


    Somehow felt like both the shortest and the longest movie of the MCU, and just one of the worst paced movies I’d seen in a while. So many bizarre editing choices and really bad green screen, and the script is so jumbled and cut up and corporate that it barely felt like a movie at all. 

    Iman Vellani is innocent, though. She deserves so much more than what this movie was trying to offer her, and I hope she has…

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's


    Super cheesy and fairly tame since it’s geared towards kids, but goofy in a way that felt a lot more fun that some other animatronic horror movies (Banana Splits is innocent though). Embraced the 80s style cheese in a more sincere way than other movies have done, even if this isn’t set in the 80s. Definitely a little long, and some plot points felt unnecessary for a movie of this stature, but it will work great in drive-ins to give…

Recent reviews

  • Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

    Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé


    A true religious experience. I felt my entire soul rise to the heavens by the end of this. A film so loud and powerful I swear either the projector or the screen was shaking at some points. My ears are ringing and they are starting to hurt. I could not have asked for a better Beyonce concert to see on the big screen. 

    I know the Academy probably won’t go for this, but any groups that have an open editing…

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    It’s so nice seeing such a packed theater for this movie, and for the audience to be so good was crazy. Although, maybe the movie was just so good that I didn’t even mind the audience reactions because I was feeling the exact same way. I was with everybody else bopping my head when that theme started playing. Pure cinema I fucking loved this. 

    I do need people to not bring their 4-year old kids to subtitled movies. That kid was a fucking trooper for not being as annoying as he could have been idk how he did it.

Popular reviews

  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy


    Bro he didn’t even dance in the dirty bathroom.

  • The Cursed

    The Cursed

    A24 come get your kid he’s biting children at the park again