Annette ★★

So the other two people in my theater (not together btw) walked out about 20 minutes into the movie. Once we got to the hour mark, I was close to doing the same. 

This movie has a lot of ups and down and it feels like the ups are really high but the downs are very very low. The famous cunnilingus musical scene was really high but it was followed by tickle time and feet licking that was very low. 

Also the baby was so ugly I wanted to punt it. 

Idk this movie is just so weird but I will say the Sparks are doing a good job this year of making movies that start strong but very quickly lose the energy and start to draaaag for what feels like forever.

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