F9

F9 ★★

I mean I was told it was stupid and over the too but holy fuck I did not expect this. My mind is numb and I can’t feel my legs and I almost hit a concrete barrier on the way home but then realized I couldn’t just jump onto another car and survive just fine. 

The movie was just so exhausting and I wanted to like take a break 30 minutes in. The movie feels like Rise of the Skywalker where there’s so much jam packed into an airtight 143 minute runtime that makes the movie feel like 4 hours. There are so many ideas and a lot of moments are really cool but I honestly can’t remember most of them because they’re so overshadowed my nonsense and gobbledygook. 

If you want to sandpaper your brain this movie will do that.

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