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  • The Matrix
  • Alien
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Dune

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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★½

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    ★★★

  • Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★

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  • The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

    ★★½

    Absolutely beautiful animation, the mole is so cute and weird looking and everything else is animated so realistically. I’d really like this if the writing wasn’t lifted directly from a series of Facebook motivational posters.

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

    Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

    ½

    It’s finally over. I’ve seen them all. This was the worst one, I hate everything about these films. Fuck this. Please never make more.

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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★½

    All the problems are still here from the other two movies. Lucas’ inability to direct anything besides action for a start and the dialogue…. Nooooooooo

    The action here is the best it’s been in Star Wars  and the pacing really works. Everything I’ve liked about the prequels is also here though and way better than in the previous two. I can’t justify a higher score because of just how bad some aspects are. But I had a great time with this, better than I remember.

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

    I'm less forgiving of the flaws in this than in Phantom menace. The dialogue is even more horrific, especially with the totally flat and unbelievable (and creepy from both parties) romance. Anakin is whiny as hell and the pacing is awful.

    But the world building still slaps, the slow build toward Darth Vader is much cooler than if they'd just had a single 'flip' moment and when everyone just shuts the hell up, this is a lot of fun.

    Also, season 2 of Obi-Wan Kenobi needs to be Ewan doing his film noir detective, that was great.

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  • The Ninth Jedi

    The Ninth Jedi

    ★★★★

    Strongest episode so far, I’d love to see a continuation of this

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    Brutal, phenomenal to look at, brilliantly written and acted.


    But doesn’t quite go as far in gore or insanity as I would have liked and it did feel a little predictable.


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