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  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★★

    nobody:
    j.k rowling: the tethered doppelgängers had long erotic orgies in the tunnels

  • Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase

    Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase

    ★★★

    nancy drew films > sherlock holmes 

    change my mind

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    ★★★½

    the amount of shit katniss has went through..... still one of my favorite endings of all time.

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

    ★★★½

    "I have a message for president snow: fire is catching, and if we burn, you burn with us!"

    may not be the best out of the trilogy (yes i consider part 1 & 2 a single film don't @ me) i really like it and damn the fact that coin acts so nice and shit, i still fucking hate her ajsjsjajjsjs

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    nothing hurts me the most than that scene where snow sends guards to kill cinna in front of katniss like that........... it still hurts man

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games

    ★★★½

    I really like that scene where katniss shoots an arrow at a group of men who weren’t paying attention to her fight. now that’s some big dick energy right there.

  • My Bloody Valentine

    My Bloody Valentine

    fuck now that supernatural is gonna end soon that means my man, jensen ackles is gonna star in shitty movie roles like these 😔😔

  • Queen of Katwe

    Queen of Katwe

    ★★★★

    lupita deserves the world

  • The Trouble with Bliss

    The Trouble with Bliss

    ★★

    lol nope not this one

  • The Dirt

    The Dirt

    ★★

    omg what’s up with these shitty band biopics? what’s next? backstreet boys? kiss? nirvana? oh wait, 5 seconds of summer? 😴😴

  • Do the Right Thing

    Do the Right Thing

    ★★★★½

    spike lee, we don’t deserve you.

  • Horrible Bosses 2

    Horrible Bosses 2

    ★★★★

    charlie day is that one guy that accidentally touches my butt and blushes and apologizes too much just for me to accept his apology then 10 seconds later, I’ll have a makeout session and tops him secretly.......