My strengths:
- Good movie taste
- Infinite movie knowledge
- Brilliant humor
- Gorgeous appearance

My weaknesses:
- Self-assessment

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Fight Club
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

Recent activity

  • Beware the Lake


  • Orphan: First Kill


  • One Cut of the Dead


  • The Boat


Pinned reviews

  • Barbarian



    Just one day in my life I want to be as happy as Justin Long measuring the basement.

  • Dreams in the Witch House

    Dreams in the Witch House


    Hey Groot, yo mama's so ugly, she's playing the witch in this movie!

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • One Cut of the Dead

    One Cut of the Dead


    1/3 - I'll never get through this, no way

    2/3 - ...wait kinda cool

    3/3 - take my 4 stars and the heart, POM!

  • The Viewing

    The Viewing


    and another boring party was saved by a demon stone from space and 36 kilogram of cocaine