TheFreshBeef

My strengths:
- Good movie taste
- Infinite movie knowledge
- Brilliant humor
- Gorgeous appearance

My weaknesses:
- Self-assessment

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Fight Club
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

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  • Beware the Lake

    ½

  • Orphan: First Kill

    ★★½

  • One Cut of the Dead

    ★★★★

  • The Boat

    ★★½

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★

    Just one day in my life I want to be as happy as Justin Long measuring the basement.

  • Dreams in the Witch House

    Dreams in the Witch House

    ★★

    Hey Groot, yo mama's so ugly, she's playing the witch in this movie!

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  • One Cut of the Dead

    One Cut of the Dead

    ★★★★

    1/3 - I'll never get through this, no way

    2/3 - ...wait kinda cool

    3/3 - take my 4 stars and the heart, POM!

  • The Viewing

    The Viewing

    ★★★

    and another boring party was saved by a demon stone from space and 36 kilogram of cocaine