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Poor Things 2023
this movie Already feels dated to me. like 2014-era girlbossery. frankenhooker is the more feminist movie
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The Warriors 1979
one time an old man started singing "WARRIORSSS COME OUT AND PLAYYYYY" while walking by me and my f*ggy friends at night so if that doesn't convince you that this movie is very gay i don't know what will
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Re-Animator 1985
re-animator understands what three core elements are required for a piece of perfect cinema:
- 900 glowsticks
- 24 gallons of blood
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Bride of Re-Animator 1990
don't talk about gay repression with me unless you're making a frankenstein girlfriend for your hunky assistant in order for him to stay with you so you can continue to commit acts against god together. you don't know SHIT about repression until you pull a stunt like that.