deah Patron

im like if a filmbro but a girl was a they/them
ratings are based on enjoyment it's not that deep

Favorite films

  • The Handmaiden
  • Children of Men
  • Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts
  • I Killed My Mother

Recent activity

  • Lisa Frankenstein


  • Leap Year

  • Koyaanisqatsi


  • Two Cars, One Night

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Recent reviews

  • Leap Year

    Leap Year

    Enemies to lovers, road trip in a wonky vintage car, bandits, bar fights, castles, fairy tale monologues, rolling down hills, fake marriage, there's only one bed, cottagecore cooking montage, caught in the rain, wedding crashing, riverdancing, drunk in the moonlight, cliffside confessions at sunset. an uptight city girl who doesn't know what love is and a laid back country boy who doesn't believe in it. It's Amy Adams big beautiful eyes, scruffy Matthew Goode, and the gorgeous and proud nation of Ireland. This movie has it all!!!!

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    so much dead air and they're not even mean...... this movie is so scared of its own audience oh my god just call me a slur

Popular reviews

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    alma: crunch
    me: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    hey girls! did you know that um. not everything is fleeting? some feelings are deep? I found the liberty you spoke of in solitude but I also felt your absence???