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  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • The Tree of Life
  • The Master
  • Shame

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  • SPF-18

    ★★★★★

  • The Big Short

    ★★★★★

  • Arrival

    ★★★★★

  • It

    ★★★½

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  • SPF-18

    SPF-18

    ★★★★★

    I really don't know what to say about this perplexing piece of art. It's either the worst film you've ever seen, or it's the most comphrensive deconstruction of the "Netflix-type" film we've seen this side of... I don't really know. I don't think anything I've ever watched has felt this simultaneously directionless, and yet intentional. I think the only way to review the film is to come from both ends.

    SPF-18 IS THE WORST

    SPF-18 is the worst. I don't…

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★★

    A perfect Fincher film.

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★½

    Interstellar is what I would consider one of the most ambitious films within modern cinema, as well as one of the most thoroughly affecting; an emotional onslaught, bolstered with some of the greatest visuals ever put to screen. Whilst it doesn't match the brilliance and spectacle of some of Christopher Nolan's finest films, including Batman Begins, The Prestige, The Dark Knight and Inception, Interstellar comes dreadfully close to perfection, due to its glorious performances, brilliant sound design, immensely well-executed pacing,…

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door

    Here's a test to see if The Boy Next Door will offend you with its blatant sexism, idiocy and technical ineptitude!

    1. Are you a human?

    If you answered yes to the prior question, you will be thoroughly offended by what I have just witnessed!

    In all seriousness... oh my god.

    I didn't know it was possible.

    I didn't realise I could love something as much as this.

    I've found it.

    Ladies and gentleman, I have found the next cult…