Jack

Jack

Full time comedian
If you’ve come here from the When Harry Met Sally review please enjoy the rest of my ramblings

Favorite films

  • Rocky
  • Mud
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • 50/50

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  • Past Lives

    ★★★★

  • Wrong Turn

    ★½

  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★½

  • The Holy Mountain

    ★★★★

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  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★

    Very realistic look at an intrusive thought that I’m sure has run through your head at least once. Beautiful storytelling, loveable lead performances and a heart wrenching ending. Easily one of the best films of the year.

  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    ★½

    Absolutely nowhere near the level of vileness the 2003 version has to offer and the plot change just flat out sucks.

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  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

    Friend 1: Don't Do It
    Friend 2: You Better Not
    Friend 3: Jack, Sit Down

    Me: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES.…

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    what's the first thing you do when you pull your dead kids out of a lake? give them a foot massage. just teddy things.