Jack

- Apologies in advance for my opinions -
Full time comedian
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Favorite films

  • Your Name.
  • Hard Paint
  • Burning
  • La La Land

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  • Inception

    ★★★★★

  • The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★★

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★

  • Martyrs

    ★★★★

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  • Guava Island

    Guava Island

    ★★★½

    Scene of the year goes to Gambino performing This Is America in sync with warehouse noises while simultaneously being a huge smartass. Give him the Oscar already, cowards.

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

    Friend 1: Don't Do It
    Friend 2: You Better Not
    Friend 3: Jack, Sit Down

    Me: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES.…

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