Letterboxd — Your life in film

They don’t make ‘em like this anymore. 

“You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”

wonder how it feels to be a filmmaker today knowing this exists and they’ll never reach its level of comedy greatness

I will pretend I didn’t just see Will Ferrell in blackface

Pascal Laugier           Gaspar Noe
                            🤝
 Making me sick to my stomach

Manages to make Pudge even more insufferable than he is in the book and although it’s a nice easy watch it fails to escape the cringiness that is John Green’s writing.

Lolita (1962) but better in every way possible.

Sam Mendes 1
Stanley Kubrick 0

me as a Dutch person watching this: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

I believe in life. I believe in love. And I believe in cinema.

that wasn’t jake gyllenhaal acting that’s just him in real life

my favourite part was when the grabber woke up and said "it's grabbin' time" and started grabbing all over the place

You could tell me this is a college production and I’d believe you. Whack storytelling, amateur acting and underwhelming creative decisions, not much of anything here.

“Willem Dafoe's penis was so large that after the filming of the 2009 psychological thriller Antichrist the director had to cut the scenes with Dafoe's actual penis and reshoot it with a body double because it was quote on quote So large that everyone in the room was confused."

RELEASE THE FOOTAGE!!!!!