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  • Schindler's List
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Die Hard
  • Something Wild

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  • Deadly Force

    ★★★

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    ★★★★

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  • Deadly Force

    Deadly Force

    ★★★

    In a perfect alternative universe we’d have 7 Stoney Cooper movies.
    This movie feels totally fueled by Wings Hauser’s supply of coke and the Hollywood dream and I am here for it.
    “From the producers of VICE SQUAD” should tell you everything.
    Nude, slippery Wings in a gunfight is Pure Cinema.  
    Plus: Estelle Getty cameo is everything.

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

    As much fun as KNIVES OUT, but this Benoit Blanc is way goofier and loose and I love this direction to the character. 
    Stellar cast, slick, bold production design, a nifty script that feels as timely and relevant as a SOUTH PARK episode and cute cameos for days.
    These breezy whodunnits are much needed and I’d like at least 5 more Blanc mysteries in the future please.

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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★

    One of the quietest and most subtly beautiful “revenge” movies I think I’ve ever seen. 
    Still kinda shaking from watching it.
    Go in knowing nothing. 
    Cage needs his Oscar nom campaign NOW.

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★

    Glad you fuckers finally realized Samara Weaving is a Fucking MOVIE STAR.