Favorite films

  • Nate: A One Man Show
  • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
  • Before Sunset
  • Magic Mike XXL

Recent activity

  • Jackass: The Movie


  • Bo Burnham: Inside


  • Symphony in Black: A Rhapsody of Negro Life


  • Premonitions Following an Evil Deed

Pinned reviews

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory


    Alright, so Eugene Levy keeps calling Dory "kelpcake." But in the first one, someone says that doing something easy would be a "piece of kelp. "

    This implies that cake and kelp are analogous. So either A) Eugene Levy is calling his daughter "cakecake," B) kelpcakes are often abbreviated into "kelp," i.e. "Coke", or C) this bothers me way too much.

  • Riders of Justice

    Riders of Justice


    Nicecore Taken.

    I dock it one star for some casual homophobia and fatphobia. And I would strongly implore you watch it anyways due to just. How. Smart. And Kind. This movie is.

    I was shocked. It's really lovely.

Recent reviews

  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    This is the second time I've actively watched this. This time, I watched it in the front row of a theater.

    For me, every time I've approached either the album or the show itself, there's been a new angle to uncover. It's thrilling. It makes me want to investigate other visual albums.

    This is a brand new delivery medium that goes past typical film language and assumes a vastly different relationship with the camera. Here is a text that acknowledges…

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This movie is the first blockbuster dictated by internet trolls.

    This movie is a catastrophe. It has energy and wonderful production design. The three main performances? Lots of energy. That's all, though.

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    Hi, this movie was incredible and everyone should direct dialogue scenes like Greta directs dialogue scenes in this movie I will now open the floor for questions.