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Favorite films

  • Return of the Jedi
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Big Time Adolescence

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  • Dexter: New Blood

    ★★★★

  • Ticket to Paradise

    ★★½

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★½

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

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  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have so much appreciation for Ryan Coogler's filmmaking. Tasked with the impossible, the director managed to craft an ultimately touching ode to a brilliant talent lost far too soon with rousing respect and palpable care. 'Wakanda Forever' could never capture the enormity of its predecessor's far-reaching scope and its star's lasting legacy and it thankfully doesn't attempt to. Instead, the sequel to what remains, in my humble opinion, the best MCU film, is a mournful, ruminative, and surprisingly smaller…

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ★★★½

    —☢️ 🧟 Spooky Season 2022 Film #37 🧟 ☢️—

    For a character whose love language is mashing people into the soup of the day, Art the Clown is one disturbingly watchable sicko. In this continuation, the wordless sadist once again delights in the profoundly gruesome obliteration of some spectacularly unlucky people but this time, thanks to a story that gives weight to the splatterfest, the clown has a film worthy of appreciation.

    I expected the Olympic-level carnage to once again…

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  • Dexter: New Blood

    Dexter: New Blood

    ★★★★

    Delightful Christmas-themed entertainment for the whole family!

    In all seriousness, Dexter Morgan will always hold a special place in my heart. The show about America's favorite serial killer was one of the first "adult" series I watched from its first year on air to its—then—closing chapter and it remains a true favorite. And I always knew in the back of my mind that the series finale wouldn't be the last time we saw Dex. How could it be?

    Flash-forward all…

  • Ticket to Paradise

    Ticket to Paradise

    ★★½

    Gold coasts on the mega wattage of its star power and the frankly jaw-dropping Australian beauty throughout. And Maxime Bouttier has my attention. Consider my disbelief suspended and the film's derivative sins forgiven. Brb, booking my flight.

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  • Vampires vs. the Bronx

    Vampires vs. the Bronx

    ★★★½

    Wholesome Latino and Black representation in a horror film. We love to see it!

    Vampires vs. the Bronx is much more than the latest Netflix flavor of the week. In it's modest way, this mainstream-friendly vamp-hunting jaunt is a big deal, not only because it is led by a trio of adorable kids who happen to be people of color, but because it also manages to imbue a dusty genre mainstay with a vitally urgent message that is very much…

  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman

    ★★

    Folks, meet the single most annoying character of the 21st century. No, I'm not referring to the titular monster but to his captor, a little girl who will make you beg for the sweet relief of total annihilation mere moments after meeting her. I'm calling it now, everyone else can go home. Mimi is the most obnoxiously spoiled brat you'll ever know and boy does she spoil what could've been silly divertive fun. She is the bane of anyone who…