4/10
Between a 4 and a 5. Pretty boring, pretty derivative, pretty (probably unintentionally?) funny. Don't quite hate anything here (except maybe the ending?) but, uh, yeah, this is not fun or interesting at all. Definitely a metaphor for, like, adoption or cultural appropriation or imperialism or something, but even less than half-baked. The weakest link of this year's weird ass baby trilogy, no doubt.

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Ranking: 2021, First Time Watches
Ranking: 2021