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  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *one dramatic step forward, before pausing and adjusting tie while craning neck, grimacing and then adjusting sunglasses before flexing and tensing every finger to make them wrack and crack before forming into a fist*
    “Mr. Anderson.”

    *longshot zoom-in of a pre-crane pose that goes around for a 360° degree shot that flows from real-time to slowmo back to real-time before focusing on face with a line delivery that makes you wonder how Ted managed to assimilate into a job as a desk jockey/cyber activist*
    “Whoa. I know Kung fu.”

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★★★

    The one where Neo meets Colonel Sanders.

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  • Extraction

    Extraction

    ★★★½

    Well-paced, well-shot, and incredibly visceral action (which, I mean, let’s be real, if Captain America’s stunt double didn’t know how to direct action, we’d all be a little disappointed). Overall, an enjoyable flick, if maybe a bit light on plot. There were a couple seeds laid through the movie that were never fleshed out, but there were also bits laid out that are clearly pointing to the direction a potential (and at this point, more than likely) sequel would take. …

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    This is my first review on here, but after seeing this film I am straight up not having a good time. I came out thinking MAYBE 6/10, but the more I think about it, the worse it gets. I thought everyone was being pissbabies but this movie is legitimately less than stellar. So many issues, spoilery and non. First and foremost, while I admit I was a fan of Episode VII, J.J. Abrams was not the right choice for this…