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  • McCabe & Mrs. Miller
  • Ratatouille
  • Ran
  • The Wrong Trousers

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  • Whatever It Takes

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

  • Berlin Syndrome

    ★★★½

  • Nocturnal Animals

    ★★★★★

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  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    I think I found a new pet peeve with media. A movie with very good leads and great production aspects led by an edgelord filmmaker desperate to prove the world they're a genius and use what they got for their god awful script. My examples: Joker (2019), FX's Legion, Lucy In The Sky, The Devil All The Time, Breathless (1960), City Of God, Christine (2016), American Hustle, My Fair Lady and etc.

    So what do we got? Really great cinematography,…

  • McCabe & Mrs. Miller

    McCabe & Mrs. Miller

    ★★★★★

    Edit: The following recommendation is NOT an endorsement for Warren Beatty.

    www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/11/warren-beatty-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-an-underage-girl-in-1973

    And then leaning on your window sill
    he'll say one day you caused his will
    to weaken with your love and warmth and shelter
    And then taking from his wallet
    an old schedule of trains, he'll say
    I told you when I came I was a stranger
    I told you when I came I was a stranger.

    I went to the library hoping to rent 3 Women and…

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    Thank God for critics and letterboxd because the marketing for this was pretty. Like if it weren't for the rave it got at SXSW and for critics like Yhara Zayd I might have skipped this. The only reason I didn't watch it until now was pretty much because this did not get any distribution in my country- but Roman Polanski's new garbage is getting a distribution instead, yayyyyy (this is obviously sarcasm). I really wish I'd have seen this in…

  • Love at First Sight

    Love at First Sight

    ★★

    I apologize to the Love On The Spectrum producers, apparently using ASMR narration that explains the date participants' hobbies and fears was never unique to them it's a new weird thing millenials and zoomers like as evident by this movie lol.
    Also why is this shot like a TV commercial?

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  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    ★★

    I've had a dream that Disney released this movie on TikTok

  • Grimcutty

    Grimcutty

    I kid you not there's an ASMR monologue at the end