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Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • Casablanca
  • City of God
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

  • Babylon


  • Triangle of Sadness


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • Avatar: The Way of Water


Recent reviews

  • Babylon



    “A tale of a outsized ambition and outrageous excess” the tag line states, and that is quite exactly what we get. Unfortunately, what sets Babylon apart from Chazelle’s other movies, is that it is, quite frankly, too outsized and too excessive. There are too many parts to be played and it becomes marred in an unfocused technical narrative that falls apart in the 3rd act. 

    As such, the emotional beats do not land even remotely the way the do in…

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness


    I knew I'd love this when i saw that David Ehrlich gave it a 2.5.

    Had no idea where it was going and it's fascinating portrayal of posturing morality amongst the wealthy elite is typified by Woody Harrelson's character.

    All three parts of the movie lead so brilliant well and each part is different from the rest.

    Loved it.

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    The House That Jack Built


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