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  • Frozen II

    Frozen II


    Feels like the animators learned a lot about animating water from making Moana and just really wanted to show off.

    It's fine but it would also have been fine if it never existed, you know. Or alternatively they leaned in fully to the Sámi idea and went super dark with the witch trials instead of the historic beef being a dam, but then I don't know how catchy a song about that would be.

    P.S. I've been watching Tangled The…

  • Over the Moon

    Over the Moon


    I thought it was okay-ish until they went to space and then it was all just extremely meh.
    There's barely enough story for a short, never mind a full length film, so after the initial set up we just get this overly long middle section with horrible backdrops, bizarre character designs and a horrible mish mash of genres in the songs.

    The sad thing is the legend at the centre of the story sounded really interesting and hella tragic, so…

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  • The Knight Before Christmas

    The Knight Before Christmas


    As terrible Netflix Christmas films go this one is actually quite enjoyable.

    - real snowy locations
    - leads who can act and have at least some romantic chemistry
    - several genuinely funny moments
    - knitwear and jacket PORN

    I can't fault it.

  • While You Were Sleeping

    While You Were Sleeping


    The more I watch it the more I think Joe Jr. was the one.